Monday, December 7, 2009

while watching commercials

Acid reflux
Only the bottom of faces
Shiny ugly lipstick
Then, painfully bland maroon lipstick
Who the fuck wears lipstick
Maybe you should focus more on your acid reflux.

Americas greenest campus-
Get over yourself.

Monica: still standing
Thank fucking god
I wonder if the boy is still hers?
Brandy has kids
her brother has a decaying reality show
I’m amazed anyone ever knew he existed.

Now there’s even a snuggie for your dog!
Enough.

You may be in your pajamas
BUT YOUR REALLY ATTENDING COLLEGE ONLINE?
Tie your shoes
Put on some fucking clothes and go to real school
YA LAZY BITCH!

I’ve never seen so many BET commercials in my life
The guy that wrote boondocks worked for them and has reported ill workings within their business.
For some reason I’m on his side
More than likely cause boondocks is awesome.


other than that, it sounds like people are dragging dead bodies down my hallway.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 8, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    hahah omg i love this.

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  2. corbiculaeDecember 8, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    this is really great.
    I agree.
    The boy isn't hers anymore.

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  3. fuckDecember 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    this is awesome. i smiled, i shivered, i sighed. thanks.

    ps. i'm pretty sure brandy's brother got his start on the disney channel somehow like waaay back in the day, but my heads been filled with way too much tv crap to remember for sure.
    also, i really agree with you about that annoying fuzzy slipper girl. and why do the guys have to cover up???

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  4. rarklarDecember 9, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    hahahaha that's my favorite too THX GUYZ! yea and i hate when that bitch tells guys to cover up.

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  5. corbiculaeDecember 10, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    They don't really have dog snuggies, do they?

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